December 12, 2010

Hamlet said it best -

"That it should come to this! … Frailty,

thy name is woman.”

-Hamlet, Act I, Scene 2.

October 12, 2010

Look at Justin’s face -
now look at Shaq’s giant hands -
now go masterbate.

Look at Justin’s face -

now look at Shaq’s giant hands -

now go masterbate.


September 5, 2010
Shaq is a Celtic.
Think of something green and big.
Incredible Shaq.

Shaq is a Celtic.

Think of something green and big.

Incredible Shaq.

July 23, 2010
No direction home -
a giant with no bearings:
who cries for legends?

No direction home -

a giant with no bearings:

who cries for legends?

July 22, 2010

Stormcloud847:

writes: ‘I wonder how aaron 

feels about this song now.’

NChizzle: ‘I know

how to beat Shaq -force him to

the free-throw line.’ ZING!

No more haikus, but some other comments:

melvachu123: haha its funny how he travels like a million times!

Goldleader727 responds: actually it’s not that funny.

relyt85: lol, aaron’s voice over of shaq seems a little racist to me.

Amber1002: he let him win lmfao

no more im done.  that was just a taste, but dip in for more at your own disgression.

xoxox

July 9, 2010
Best free agent left.
Brings rings and/or panda bear.
Teams: keep that in mind.

Best free agent left.

Brings rings and/or panda bear.

Teams: keep that in mind.

July 9, 2010

Anonymous asked: tits?

*show us your

July 9, 2010


The cold winds of loss.
No this is not a pipe.  & -
This is not a king.

The cold winds of loss.

No this is not a pipe.  & -

This is not a king.

June 29, 2010
The real Superman;
fresh divorce, now on the prowl:
look out Lois Lane.
(mikey)

The real Superman;

fresh divorce, now on the prowl:

look out Lois Lane.

(mikey)

June 28, 2010
Hater-ade guest post #1
At Shaqkus, we let the haters hate.


Bynum dunked on him
Yao Ming made him eat his words.
 
Now what?  See Kazaam.
(baby lew, tl3, yadda yadda)

Hater-ade guest post #1

At Shaqkus, we let the haters hate.

Bynum dunked on him

Yao Ming made him eat his words.

Now what?  See Kazaam.

(baby lew, tl3, yadda yadda)

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